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Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and
go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets them at the Gates and
welcomes them saying "you can do as you please in Heaven,
just don't step on any ducks."
The women are puzzled but proceed into Heaven. Looking
around, they notice there are ducks everywhere. In a
matter of minutes, one of the women steps on a duck.
Saint Peter walks up to the woman with a hideously ugly
man. Saint Peter shackles the man and the woman together
and says, "for stepping on a duck, you have to spend
eternity chained to this ugly man."
The other two women are shocked but go about their
business until, sure enough, another woman steps on a
duck. Immediately Saint Peter comes and shackles her to
another ugly man.
The last woman tries desperately to not step on a duck.
After a few months of not stepping on any ducks, Saint
Peter walks up to the woman accompanied by a stunningly
handsome man. He shackles the woman to the man and after
a while, the woman being thrilled to be chained to such
a handsome man, says "I don't know what I did to deserve
The man replies, "I don't know what you did lady, but I
stepped on a duck."
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