Анекдоты и шутки на английском языке
Stanley, an 80-year-old man is having
his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"I've never been better," he replies. "I've got a
twenty-two- year-old bride who's pregnant with my child!
What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well,
let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid
hunter. He never misses a season. But, one day he's in a
bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella
instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a
creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front
of him? He raises up his umbrella, points it at the
beaver and squeezes the handle...
*BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone
else must have shot that beaver."
Anecdotes and jokes in
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