Шутки │ Pool full of alligators
Once there was a millionaire who had
a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool
at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a
beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides
to throw a huge party.
During the party he announces, "My
dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I
will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man
who can swim across this pool full of alligators and
As soon as he finishes his last word,
there is the sound of a large splash. The guests all
turn to see a man in the pool swimming as fast as he can.
They cheer him on as he keeps stroking. Finally, the
swimming man makes it to the other side unharmed. The
millionaire is so impressed, he says, "My boy, that was
incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done!
Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you
want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The man says, "Listen, I don't want
your money. I don't want your daughter, either. I want
the person who pushed me in that water!"
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