Anecdotes and jokes in English.

Some Good Advice

A lawyers dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

The butcher goes to the lawyers office and asks, If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store,
do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from dogs owner?

The lawyer answers, Absolutely.

Then you owe me $12.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $12.50.

A few days later the butcher receives a letter from the lawyer: $45 due for consultation.


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