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Bubba (about John)

  1. Hello. My name is John.
  2. I live in San-Francisco.
  3. I'm 33 years old.
  4. I'm married.
  5. My wife's name is Sara.
  6. She is 30 years old.
  7. We have 2 children.
  8. Our son's name is Bob.
  9. He is 5 years old.
  10. Our daughter's name is Nancy.
  11. She is 3 years old.
  12. We have a pet.
  13. This is a huge cat.
  14. He is 2 years old.
  15. His name is Bubba.
  16. He weighs about 250 pounds.
  17. He is like a tiger.
  18. My wife love this cat.
  19. She is crazy about him.
  20. She buys a lot of food for him.
  21. I think she spends about $5000 a month for cat food.
  22. She is a rich woman.
  23. She is a very good psychologist.
  24. She makes big money.
  25. I'm a rich man too.
  26. I'm a medical doctor.
  27. And I'm a good cook.
  28. I have my own restaurant.
  29. And I have my own hospital.
  30. My wife buys only cat food, I buy food for our family.
  31. I buy everything we need.
  32. I buy bred, meat, cheese, vegetables, fruit, tea, coffee, juice.
  33. I cook every day.
  34. I love cooking.
  35. I cook only healthy food.
  36. Everybody in our family is healthy and slim.
  37. Only Bubba is huge.
  38. I tell my wife: "Don't feed him so often. It's not good for his health. He can die."
  39. My wife always answers: "If he wants to eat, I will feed him. And if he's gonna die, you will help him, you are a doctor."